Where can i get real absinthe that will mess me up? Not an amateur, need the real deal?

I’m 20+ and u people are annoying as fuck. Who the fuck is uptight in the beer, wine & spirits section fo real. I said i need the real deal not i am the real deal first person who responded

Is Lucid brand absinthe supposed to make you feel the so-called effects of the drink?

I had Lucid brand absinthe back in April and I was wondering if it was the “real deal”. Supposedly you’re supposed to feel different when drunk, but I didn’t notice anything spectacularly different, and if I did I feel like it was the placebo effect. Can anyone enlighten me? Thanks!